Social Climbing
When the train arrives the disheveled man stops muttering. He stands up straight, faces the train, his head thrust forward, his eyes no longer dull but open wide in wonder and appreciation. Bob sits by the window, stares at the solitary man on the platform who is staring at the train rushing past.
The dispatcher, this being Sunday, is almost friendly. The priest and his charge are not on the corner. Maybe Long Island is a smart move. The thought lulls in his mind as he corrals six fares. Having booked a fast twenty dollars, he opens the window, elbows out, feeling the wind and the sun on his left arm, wondering where he can find a decent basketball game. A couple, with baggage, flag him down. Kennedy Airport.
Bob hates Kennedy Airport. The Port Authority cops have it in for cabdrivers and most of the dispatchers take payoffs. He gives the couple a perfect ride and they give him a lousy $1.15 tip. He rushes back to the city.
He is willing to bet that the teachers out on Long Island get the gym all to themselves on Sundays. Isn’t that the American Way, a better future in a bigger house?
Bob has been up and across Houston Street several times. Each and every fare has been picked up just before he reaches them. The taxi gods are mocking him.
It is the kind of early spring day when the entire Lower East Side seems to move outside: tables are set up for dominoes, old friends meet on familiar corners with a winter’s worth of tales to tell. He walks home from the subway hoping enough players are left in the park for a full court run.
Heading west towards the Village he sees a derelict at Bowery and Houston lying on the ground, a bottle tilted high. He stops at the light. The derelict lowers the bottle, wipes his mouth with his sleeve, and with his free hand hails Bob. Bob ignores him. He comes over to the driver’s side. Bob doesn’t roll up the window.
“Are you free?”
Bob considers the question. He looks at his potential fare square in the eye surprised that the bum doesn’t smell half as bad as he looks.
“Got any money?”
Reaching into his pockets the man extracts three crumpled-up dollar bills. He stuffs them into Bob’s hands and enters the cab. For the remainder of the ride he is silent except for giving the most perfunctory of directions.
The cab travels along Houston to Broadway, goes south on Broadway. The meter relentlessly tallies up the fare and, crossing Canal, it registers $2.45. Bob begins to get anxious. At Wall Street the fare has reached $2.85. The passenger motions him to pull over and, seemingly in the same motion, indicates that he can keep the change.
It is a quiet Sunday afternoon, no other traffic except for a few cars and several solitary bike riders. The bum gets out of the cab, lies down on the sidewalk, takes the bottle out of his coat and continues drinking.
Bob leans out the window and asks, “Why did you want me to drive you here?”
The bum looks at him as if he is crazy. He lowers the bottle, wipes his mouth with his sleeve.
“Are you kidding,” the bum explains, “this is a much better neighborhood.”
A few fares later, Bob flashes on the “OFF DUTY” light and returns the cab to the garage.
It is the kind of early spring day when the entire Lower East Side seems to move outside: tables are set up for dominoes, old friends meet on familiar corners with a winter’s worth of tales to tell. He walks home from the subway hoping enough players are left in the park for a full court run. He says hello to eighteen people: six Blacks, six Hispanics, three Whites, two Asians and a Native American. A sea everyone can swim in.
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